Happy Christmas

Do you know why we have Father Christmas but no Mother Christmas? Because she is too bloody busy buying the Christmas presents, sorting out the Christmas cards, making the bloody outfits for the school play, working out the menu for Christmas Day, buying food for the rest of the holiday, decorating the house and arranging to see all the friends and relations that they’ve not seen for the past year. Meanwhile all he has to do is go out on Christmas Eve, spread a bit of Christmas cheer, say ho ho and collapse into bed after midnight, saying “my work is done for another year”. That’s why.

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