Name in Vain
The best bit about vanity publishing is when you get to be vain. So clicking on my referrers today I came across Stephen Moir who has some terribly nice things to say about me and mentions that he came across me having been recommended to look at Bird by a secret organisation called T180. T180 have been operating covertly for some time now but as far as I can work out they are a group of intellectuals who get together two or three times a week for coffee, buns and insurrection. Excitingly I am role model. I shall of course be starting my own cult and my book will be out soon. This book of course will be a welcome antidote to “Shout Louder Shout Longer” which I gather is to be found in any Tesco’s remainder bin.