Sergeant is a shitter
I always knew Sergeant was a girl. Look at how he scuttled away from Mrs T when she loomed up behind him. And now he was too weak to stand up to Len “Seven!”. Meaning tv world order is returned as fat boy boring gets the boot from X Factor and Sergeant does the cowardly [...]
Crick in my neck
Just about everyone I meet of my age says their neck hurts, so God needs to come up with a re-design.
Go Tom!
I haven’t watched much of the presidential debate this morning, but it’s crystal clear who should be the next president of the United States – Tom Brokaw.
Tudoroaks
I’ve just written this up at Watchification, but have to repeat myself as I truly loved the performance by Natalie Dormer as Anne Boleyn. The Tories could have done with her help when they set about re-branding themselves, in fact Gordon Brown should ring her right now, so wonderful is she at changing our minds [...]
I am sacked of being a mum
Got sacked by my smallest one ages ago with the above phrase, now I am going to sack myself from the local art society having attended a horrible meeting last night where I got told to “shut up”. Jesus it was like Last of the Summer Wine meets The Apprentice. Still smarting from the hideousness [...]
Shoes
I’m going to the Paramount Comedy Awards tonite, worrying about what shoes to wear. (Clown ones?)